Eat a Bag of Dicks

They're thick. They're juicy. They're surprisingly big (that's what she said).

We all know someone who deserves to "Eat A Bag Of Dicks", so go ahead, send it to them. Choose a greeting to go with or write your own. You can send it anonymous or include your name. Go crazy, we dare you.

Ships out the next day so they come fast (don't we know it). A small package (more often than not) with a discreet outlook.

No Karentee. (i.e. offense may be taken for which we naturally will not accept responsibility).

This is a gag gift (get it? gag? :D). But seriously. We do not condone bullying and any suspicion of such purposes will result in refund and denial of service.

How to order:

1. Choose a poem from the options or use "custom" to write your own. We recommend you only choose one.
2. Choose a greeting by selecting either "With ❤️ from" and insert the name OR choose from the anonymous options.