The perfect gift for all occasions! Well.. Almost.
Eat A Dick!
Choose your dick, it's always free to ship.
Why send a bag of dicks?
Because hell, it's hilarious and works for a great variety of occasions.
Bad break up? Eat a bag of dicks, Billy!
Unsolicited dick pic? Twinkle twinkle tiny dick, the sight of it made me sick.
Lost a bet? Bestie won? Suck a dick , Mary!
Romancing? Honeymoon? Twinkle twinkle sweetest dick, the best thing I'll ever lick.
Great for Bachelor parties, Bachelorette parties, Prank, Going-away present, Retirement etc.
Or maybe you just know someone who's a dick. We all do.
Send it now!
Wait! Before you get offended...
Eat a bag of dicks Karen!
But also. Please note that the product is meant for adult use only and should be received and sent with humorous intents.
We at "Eat a Dick!" do not condone to bullying of any kind! We believe in one love that comes in all sizes, shapes and girths.
Consider your target carefully before pressing send so as to avoid offending anyone unintended.
We ❤ Planet
Cause it's a fuck you, not the environment.
All of our choices are made with the environmental aspect in center stage. This includes shipping, sourcing of our produce and all materials.
We pack our products in paper bags. Simply recycle with the rest of your paper waste.
We ship in bio-degradable pouches that breakdown in 90 days when recycled as biowaste.
We source all our produce locally to minimize carbon footprint.
Holler our way
We'd like to think it's pretty straightforward, but in case you want to get in touch about anything at all we'll definitely most likely respond. Maybe.
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